Writers understand black moments. They're our bread and butter and appear in every novel. First we establish our protagonists' worse fears, then we throw rocks at them, pushing them toward their nightmares. From the first pages we frustrate, annoy and confound them. With slightly dysfunctional glee, we deepen their problems. With Donald Maass's voice ringing wickedly in our ears, we think, "What's the worst thing that can happen? Now how can we make it even worse?" By the time our battered hero reaches the final pages, he's exhausted, financially ruined, suffering a tarnished reputation and likely suffers from a bleeding wound or two.
Black Moment #1. Contest Entry Agony.
Disclaimer: this incident did not involve RMFW's Colorado Gold Contest. I'd been writing for over six years and was trying desperately to gain an editor or agent's attention by winning contests. After days of careful revisions and study of the contest rules, I sent my entry and $65 to the largest competition in my genre. I waited with optimism and the high hopes and dreams only a struggling writer possesses. A Black Moment slashed all four of my tires when I received notice that my entry violated the manuscript preparation rules and my $65 entry fee was forfeited.
My violation was the font size of my header. I went back and looked at the picture of the full-size reproduction of an acceptable entry the organization printed in their newsletter. I had even checked their example against my printer font size checker. It was the same size as my entry. The contest officials refused to reconsider. I found little consolation that close to a hundred other entries were similarly DQ'd that year and the rules were hastily revised the next year, but at that moment, I was devastated and outraged.
Black Moment #2. Word Processing Disaster.
I had typed "The End." I loved my story. I was prepping the manuscript for Kindle and other outlets. I discovered that during the conversion, the word processing program scrambled the quote marks and apostrophes. They had become a helter skelter pattern of straight quotes and smart quotes! Using the search-and-replace function was useless because it's a style, not a typo. Hopeful, I reloaded and converted, but it happened again. I was on deadline with Amazon to get the book in on time. My Black Moment crashed in when I realized I'd have to proof all quote marks and apostrophes on all 350 pages--manually.
Black Moment #3. Facebook Ad Fail.
In prepping for the July 15 release of Crimson Secret this summer, I developed a really fun ad campaign featuring my gorgeous cover, which was developed after scrolling through images and art until my eyeballs fell out and rolled across the keyboard. I also won hard-fought battles with my graphic artist about fonts and models. Of course the cover was included in the ad. Imagine my fury when I received a rejection from the Facebook ad gurus for "too much text." (Facebook has a strict 20% rule about the portion of the ad that can contain text, not for number of words, but for how much space in the ad contains text.)
I appealed, explaining that book covers are exempt from the "text" rule because they are, in fact, an image of the "product." Said gurus didn't listen and rejected it again. A Black Moment leaked into my veins like dirty transmission fluid when I realized that, if I wanted my ads to run before my book release, I would have to re-do all my ads.
Stuff happens. We've all heard horror stories of other writers' Black Moments. One author suffered through holding her first published book in her hands, only to realize that the printer had omitted the final page. (Yes, with the ending.)
Maybe it's payback after all those evil plot rocks we throw at our characters over the years. A case of "Here's some karma, back atcha!" One thing is certain. We can find value in our writer black moments. They help us identify and sympathize with each other. Having suffered from them, we can write black moments with credibility and passion.
May your black moments be few and far between!