Yes, the title sounds like a bad joke. And in a way, it surely is. But it’s also a very good lesson for me as a writer. One I hope you can see the wisdom of as well. Raise your hand if there are three wise men in the Bible? Again, keep those hands up…
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Want your books included in the Colorado Gold Bookstore and signing event?
It’s that time of year when RMFW authors are thinking about the gala book-signing at Colorado Gold and how to participate in the signing or place their books in the conference bookstore. There are a few changes this year so read on! As usual, per RMFW policies, the signing event is open to all presenters,…
Wag the Tail
I keep running across statements saying things like “The average self-published author only sells 500 books in his lifetime” or “The average author earns less than X dollars/euros/pounds a year.” Here’s the problem, and it goes back to the idea of the “long tail.” Average (or arithmetic mean) is a measure of central tendency. It’s…
Rocky Mountain Writer #128
Teresa Funke & War on a Sunday Morning As a fiction writer, Teresa Funke celebrates ordinary people. In fact, she takes a very unusual approach to her stories—they are all based on interviews with real people. From there, the fiction begins. Teresa Funke’s latest is War on a Sunday Morning. Written for readers age nine…
Pregnant Purple Prose
I once called a writer friend and got the following voicemail greeting: “Pardons begged, we are presently truant and prevented from undertaking dialog with callers at present. After the modulation, please recite your sobriquet and cellular digit-string to better enable us an opportunity to reciprocate the honor of this summons.” The title of this article…