What? Are you seriously comparing me to a turkey? Why, yes. Yes I am. But don’t take it personally. I’m comparing all writers to the Thanksgiving bird (or Thursday bird as people outside the US call it). You suck. Valid point. But I wasn’t commenting on your smell as in you stink like a turkey…
Author: J.A. (Julie) Kazimer
Facebook: To Page or Not to Page?
Over the last year I’ve taught a few workshops on writing and being a writer. Inevitably I hear the same question in each class, and surprisingly it isn’t, can you even tie your own shoes, but I digress… The question is—should I create a Facebook page or use my profile? The answer: I have no…
Nothing More Terrifying: Writing the Holiday Novella
Many moons ago, as the cold winds swept across the lands, I used to scoff, yes I said it, scoff at those writers writing holiday novellas. Hacks the lot of them. And then I realized something—I’m the hack. I’m the writer not using all the tools in my utility belt. It’s me who sucks, not…
Best Conference Advice: Leave Your Clothes On (Almost) All the Time
With less than three days until the Colorado Gold Conference presented by RMFW, I wanted to drag out and dust off the conference rules. Mind you, these are not ‘rules’ as in those that will land you in the conference clink, but ‘rules’ like those of writing itself–Good guidelines to follow, but every once in…
WTF Was I Thinking? One Month until CO Gold
By J.A. (Julie) Kazimer In a few short days, August 18th to be precise, my tenth book, THE LADY IN PINK, will be released. Yes. 10 whole, big books. I can’t hardly believe it. Don’t stop read! I am not bragging nor am I trying to subliminally mind control you into buying it *buy my…